From the mouth of ...

I swear, Little Miss Kickboxer is putting together her standup material!

LMK:  Hey Mom!

Me:  ???

LMK:  Hey Mom!

Me:  Honey, hay is for horses!  Is mommy a horse?

LMK:  No, mommy, you not horsie!

Me:  So, what is mommy?  

LMK:  Mommy, you moo-cow!  MOOOOOOOOOOO!

*sigh*